On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

a new set of burdensome regs.

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Two bias suits,

And a new set of burdensome regs.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Three comp claims,

Two bias suits,

And a new set of burdensome regs.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Four bathroom bills,

Three comp claims,

Two bias suits,

And a new set of burdensome regs.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Five ULPs . . .

Four bathroom bills,

Three comp claims,

Two bias suits,

And a new set of burdensome regs.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Six whistleblowers,

Five ULPs . . .

Four bathroom bills,

Three comp claims,

Two bias suits,

And a new set of burdensome regs.

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On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Seven safety hazards,

Six whistleblowers,

Five ULPs . . .

Four bathroom bills,

Three comp claims,

Two bias suits,

And a new set of burdensome regs.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Eight on-site visits,

Seven safety hazards,

Six whistleblowers,

Five ULPs . . .

Four bathroom bills,

Three comp claims,

Two bias suits,

And a new set of burdensome regs.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Nine class actions,

Eight on-site visits,

Seven safety hazards,

Six whistleblowers,

Five ULPs . . .

Four bathroom bills,

Three comp claims,

Two bias suits,

And a new set of burdensome regs.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Ten wage-hour audits,

Nine class actions,

Eight on-site visits,

Seven safety hazards,

Six whistleblowers,

Five ULPs . . .

Four bathroom bills,

Three comp claims,

Two bias suits,

And a new set of burdensome regs.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Eleven nursing mom laws,

Ten wage-hour audits,

Nine class actions,

Eight on-site visits,

Seven safety hazards,

Six whistleblowers,

Five ULPs . . .

Four bathroom bills,

Three comp claims,

Two bias suits,

And a new set of burdensome regs.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, I’m feeling much less blue . . .

‘Cause in 2017, Andy Puzder* will undo . . .

Eleven nursing mom laws,

Ten wage-hour audits,

Nine class actions,

Eight on-site visits,

Seven safety hazards,

Six whistleblowers,

Five ULPs . . .

Four bathroom bills,

Three comp claims,

Two bias suits,

And a new set of burdensome regs.

*For entertainment purposes only. Not a political endorsement, or a prediction about what will happen in 2017!