The times, they are a-changin'.

Imitate the legal system.

The President and First Lady test positive for COVID-19.

UPDATE (Saturday, 9/26): The nominee is ACB!

And a Republican majority.

Strange news from these crazy times.

Only YOU can prevent a social media firestorm.

But no word on when the votes will take place.

Some are old, and some are new. Some are "red," and some are "blue."

(Still 100 percent guaranteed non-partisan.)